So I've decided (in my current drugged out state to change MY vampire cactus to a geranium, a nice pretty indoor/outdoor plant that everyone has and that does not seem in the least sinister.
No one has ever had this brilliant idea before.
So now my youngest, who is sitting here next to me asking me what I'm doing, tells me to google vampire geranium and see what I find.
Ha! Score! I am as brilliant as I thought I was!
More DayQuil please. (and maybe a shot of vodka, it's been a long day)