Sunday, November 29, 2009

Thoughts for This Evening

  • If I can hang out with Keira Knightley by climbing into a cupboard then I'm going to do it right now. I hope she's under the kitchen sink because I think that's the only one I can fit into.
  • Why do my teenager's friends use up my limited texting by telling me they have to pee and they're going to use my bathroom?
  • How do I tell someone what I really want without making them feel unmanly?
  • Haley would be perfectly happy with a pomegranate and an old crusty mostly empty jar of Fluff for Christmas so why am I buying her a new camera?
  • How long is 184 days?

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