Saturday, October 31, 2009

18 days

I have to make a list of all the things I have to do before he gets here. I had assumed he was just a figment of my imagination and would never really buy a plane ticket. Ooops. Now I have to
  • Lose 20 pounds
  • Get a haircut
  • Clean the underside of the toilet seats
  • Stop chewing my nails
  • Stop chewing my nails to lose 20 pounds
  • Stick butter in my hair to make it shiny
  • Stop eating black beans entirely
  • Only drink water
  • Clean out my car
  • Make all kinds of plans to see everyone
  • Teach the kids some manners
  • Get rid of these dark circles under my eyes
  • Will Oil of Olay take ten years off if I use it right now?

1 comment:

abrah said...

I think it was mayonnaise in the hair, not butter.