Okay, so looking for the perfect wedding attire. Me. The one who despises weddings has become obsessed. WHY?
Because I love him more than anything and being together means so much to me that I want it to be perfect and simple and meaningful.
So today I found a dress and they wanted measurements.
I wonder what my waist is.
I pulled out the measuring tape.
Where exactly is my waist?
Do I measure over the pudge or above it?
I can definitely find my hips though.
I must be measuring all WRONG. My measuring tape is broken! Or I need to stop thinking about things and start running toward Johnny Depp again. This is a nightmare!