Monday, August 17, 2009

No More Applebees

There is nothing worse than eating at Applebees with your daughter and then driving an hour and a half home when it's too hot to roll the windows down and about halfway home your stomach starts rumbling and gurgling like it's going to explode and then you both have horrifying noxious gas every few minutes and it smells like pizza. And on top of that, you drank way too much iced tea and you have to pee badly, so everytime you fart you're afraid you might pee yourself.

I am never going to Applebees again.

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